This is blog mostly dedicated to Johnny Depp <3
and it has a bit of Tim Burton <3 and Helena Bonham Carter <3 my golden trio . I also blog whatever movies are out at the moment :)

 

My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.

Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...

Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.

Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!

Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*

Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!

Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!

Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!

Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.

Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.

Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*

Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*

Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.

other people's followers: you're so pretty!

other people's followers: date me?

other people's followers: hello

other people's followers: your blog is flawless!

other people's followers: I love you!

other people's followers: how was your day?

other people's followers: you're awesome!

other people's followers: dude you make me fart rainbows and bleed glitter!

my followers:

everyone: calm down it's just a band

me: weLL THIS IS JUST SOME FIRE THAT'S GOING TO BURN OFF YOUR FACE

ifvoldemorthadaneyebrow:

professor—severus-snape:

Minerva, have you heard what Umbridge did to me?

*Laughing with actual tears in her eyes loling and rofling lmao-ing-ish* 

*clears throat* Yes, Yes I did, Severus. It’s hard not to, all of the students here have heard of what Professor Umbridge did to you. Shame.